Problem Solved

We've solved the issue of too tall of chair, too short of person.  We bought an ottoman so my feet wouldn't just dangle awkwardly every time I sat in The One.  And this isn't just any ottoman; you can flip the top upside-down to reveal a nice tray.  It also has has ample storage space inside.  It also arrived pregnant.

And popped out a baby ottoman.

Oh, and the use of words like "pregnant" and "baby" in a blog post doesn't mean we are expecting.  Just thought I should point this out since apparently buying a four door car and moving to a new (hopefully less stressful) job makes people wonder.

For now, Lazy McLazerson is the only baby we need around.